where is my life goiiiing?
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so i've been e-tagged by my future family which means i am compelled to disclose my 5 weirdest habits:
(1) after i start my car the first thing i do is open the driver and passenger windows. i'm not a big fan of the a/c and when the windows are down i like to pretend i'm driving a sexy little convertible and not.. *sigh*.. my mom's car.
(2) showering is a rigid process. step 1 - shampoo. step 2a - conditioner, 2b - exfoliation, 2c - shave legs. during step 2 it is important the conditioner comes in first and is left in for the maximum time allotment for extra shiny, brilliant V-05 hair. the shave cream/body gel/conditoiner all come off in the same rinse. step 3 - pumice. step 4 - towel dry, head to toe.
hmm.. now that i think about it, this method is very logical. does everyone shower like this?
(3) i make lists for everything, even when i know i can remember that day's tdl. i guess the satisfaction of crossing things out outweighs my concern for wasted trees. my current listing obsession is for seasonal activities. this season's list includes not wasting mommy's $17k tuition on a barista role at my local starfucks. er. bucks.
(4) i lack endurance for movies. if i'm not sitting in a theater, i will probably fall asleep halfway through it. and if you ask my friends, they'll probably vouch for this sleep occuring in some bodily contortion like my head stuck between the couch cushions and my ass underneath the coffee table with a leg in helsinki.
(5) when someone does something that irks me i add it to my mental list of 'things future husband will not do.' it currently includes bouncing when he walks, telling me to smile when i dont feel like it, and reading the comics before me. (i like to be the first to read the paper, otherwise it gets wrinkly and doesnt fold right. and if someone has already taken it to the bathroom, eww!, fuggedaboudit!)
..and now i shall tag mrmikeyt, riceball823, julibobuli, grendel20, and bunbohue_girl to humor me in sharing their neurotic tendencies! :) |